i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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