I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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