thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that