we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...