He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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