The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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