i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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