Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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