if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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