I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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