my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
