HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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