new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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