stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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