At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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