I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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