She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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