...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
