I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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