Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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