Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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