Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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