I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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