Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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