I wannas sexs uuuuu
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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