Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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