I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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