your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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