Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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