I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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