I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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