he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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