I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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