and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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