dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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