Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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