If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think your dad took our porno
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
