At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I will be naked everywhere
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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