I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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