So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
