I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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