i just made my gag reflex go away.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
