Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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