After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We need to rekindle our bromance
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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