i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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