I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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