Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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