Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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