Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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