just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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