So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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