$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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