had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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