is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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