You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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