she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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