I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
You smell like a Billy Joel song
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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